Gene Simon and his wife Elizabeth are shown here yucking it up as they stand next to the base of their velvet ash tree. New Mexico State Forestry officials informed the couple, who turned 90 and 86 respectively over the past week, that the tree is the largest of its genus in the country and is expected to be named the national champion.Well, speaking as the owner of what apparently is now second largest velvet ash tree in the country and the sole source of income for my family -- screw you.
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Yes, but when the rabid badger plague is released on humanity, you sir will have the upper hand. Oh, yes.
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