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Ripped from today's headlines...

• Singer Courtney Love has been ordered to enter a drug rehab clinic by a judge who said he would consider sending her to jail for violating her parole terms.

• Actress slash Playboy model Jenny McCarthy and her husband John Asher have filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.

• The Kansas City Royals lost their 19th consecutive game tonight, bowing to the Oakland Athletics, 4-0.

• Roughly Half Of Americans Think Aliens Visiting Earth.