Here's a Quick Way to Reduce Fuel Consumption

According to Britain's Daily Telegraph, American troops in Iraq are complaining that a new water-cooled, armored body suit that is designed to protect turret gunners in their "notoriously vulnerable" Humvees makes them look "goofy". Can't say I disagree, which is why we might want to think about making them required wearing for any civilian douchebag who wants to drive a Humvee stateside.