Monday, January 23, 2006

Hmm, Now Let Me See...

Fresh from whitewashing his domestic eavesdropping policy by dubbing it the "Terrorist Surveillance Program," President Bush lost no time in coming up with new ways to disguise the faulty logic and/or questionable legality of other activities undertaken by his administration. As part of this new effort, a White House spokesperson said that the president's steadfast opposition to the Kyoto Global Warming Agreement will now be referred to as the "Terrorist Clean Air Deprivation Program". However, no name change is expected in regards to the president's ongoing practice of exploiting the threat of terrorism for political gain, which will continue to be referred to as "strong decisive leadership".

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