Monday, October 16, 2006

It Comes Free with the Worst Presidency in History

The above five-foot-high suitcase has been certified by the folks at the Guinness Book of World Records as the largest in the world and makes a perfect gift for the busy, on-the-go GOP candidate forced to campaign in the mid-term elections with the burden of a wildly unpopular president, a failed, increasingly bloody and wildly unpopular war in Iraq, a Congressional page sex scandal and any number of corruption charges. Concession speech and post-election job resume sold separately.

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