Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Bad News, Kiddies

Santa sailed into Groton, Conn., today aboard the fast-attack submarine USS Albuquerque, signaling to youngsters that unlike in previous years, naughtiness will not only not be tolerated, it may result in a barrage of long-range, subsonic cruise missiles.

2 comments:

Tall Boston Law Student said...

Yeah, I heard the UN is considering sanctions against the North Pole now that Santa has conducted several unauthorized tests of his coal-tipped ICBM's.

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