Monday, April 17, 2006

Seriously, Dude, You'll Get A Better View From Over There

On Tuesday, President George W. Bush ruled out a White House shake-up but new White House chief of staff Joshua Bolten today told top presidential aides to expect changes that "refresh and re-energize the team." To reconcile the apparent contradiction, administration officials engineered a presidential visit to a stone distribution company in Sterling, Va., where they attempted to convince Treasury Secretary John Snow, long rumored to be on his way out, to walk under a gigantic slab of granite, assuring him repeatedly that it was "quite safe."

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