Thursday, August 10, 2006

Maybe Dog Hair Makes Him Angry?

Above we see a photo of the passenger seat of Maurice Clarett's SUV taken after the former Ohio State star running back was arrested early Wednesday morning in Columbus, Ohio. The 6-foot, 245-pound Clarett was seen driving erractically, which led to a highway chase that only ended when police spiked his tires and subdued the athlete with pepper spray. A spokesman said officials are currently investigating why Clarett was wearing a bulletproof vest at the time of the incident and why he was driving around with three loaded semiautomatic handguns and a loaded AK-47-type assault rifle in his car.

As for me, I'm kind of curious about the lint brush.

2 comments:

S.H. Meckle said...

I think I can answer your question about the lint brush. It removes unwanted pet hair, dust mites, and effluvia from blowback.

patsijean said...

"A spokesman said officials are currently investigating why Clarett was wearing a bulletproof vest at the time of the incident and why he was driving around with three loaded semiautomatic handguns and a loaded AK-47-type assault rifle in his car."

I don't know why they are investigating these things--the NRA says that these are his God given rights protected by the U.S. Constitution.......... Right????? I didn't think so.