Friday, October 21, 2005
The Great Communicator, Jr.
Increasingly desperate for a "bullhorn moment" to rescue his foundering second term, Pres. Bush today beseeched officials at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, Ca., to "tear down this wall". Confused library officials reportedly exchanged glances and smiled politely before reminding the invited guests and dignitaries not to miss the "neat Air Force One exhibit" before they go.