Thursday, October 20, 2005
Ow, Ow, Stop It, Ow
In Los Angeles today, Pres. Bush sweetly allowed Dr. Raymond Goodman, retired medical doctor and professor, to believe he still had such a strong, youthful grip that he was actually hurting the President when they shook hands. Unfortunately, the President played his well-intentioned prank on the doctor without first alerting the Secret Service, who subsequently gang-tackled Dr. Goodman and beat the 85-year-old senseless before packing him off for interrogation at Gitmo.