Wednesday, October 19, 2005

How Am I Doing?

According to the White House website, the picture above shows Pres. Bush and U.S. Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings meeting in the Oval Office on Wednesday to discuss the Nation's Report Card, which the President termed an "encouraging report." Less than encouraging, however, was the President's Report Card, delivered to the nation's chief executive by a disgruntled, flooded-out resident of the Algiers neighborhood of New Orleans four weeks earlier.

Though the President reportedly issued an immediate and heartfelt promise to do better next time, sources claim that the minute he was inside Air Force One, the chief executive whipped out a black magic marker and attempted to change the word "Sucks" to "Socks" but only succeeded in making matters worse, as "Bush Socks" makes no sense.

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