Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Bush Tells A Dick Joke

Dusting off ventriloquism skills he hadn't used since his undergraduate days at Yale, President Bush and a dummy are shown at this evening's Valentine's Day Social Dinner in the East Room of the White House performing a puppet reenactment of Vice President Cheney's recent quail hunting accident. The president reportedly had his guests in stitches when the dummy, which bears a striking resemblance to pianist Michael Feinstein, clutched his face, neck and chest and uttered the punchline "Ooh, ya got me!" to the hoots and hollers of the delighted crowd.

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