Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Uh, I Think I'll Stay Out Here

President Bush's dog Barney spent an unusually long time playing in the Rose Garden today. A White House spokesperson claimed the five-year-old Scottish Terrier simply "enjoys the snow" but animal behaviorists have observed that many of the dog's lengthier outdoor romps have coincided with visits to the residence by Vice President Dick Cheney.

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