Wednesday, February 08, 2006

It's Not Easy Being Run Over

Tragedy struck the Muppet community today when an enraged Miss Piggy sped out of the Chicago Auto Show, forgetting that she'd inadvertantly left her boyfriend Kermit the Frog on the roof of their new Ford Escape Hybrid E85. In the moments just prior to the accident, witnesses reported seeing Miss Piggy screaming at a Ford representative, apparently having just learned that executives had opted to go with her cuddlier boyfriend as spokesfrog for the automaker's new "green" campaign.

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