Thursday, February 09, 2006
Reporting for Duty (Well, Sort Of)
President Bush was presented with a bust of himself at the National Guard Memorial Building in Washington today. To accurately memorialize the President's service in the Texas Air National Guard during the late 1960s and early 1970s , the bronze likeness has agreed to a six-year tour of duty in the building, though officials said the bust will sporadically disappear from display for anywhere from three to six months. No explanation of the bust's whereabouts will be offered and all requests for information will likely result in a smear campaign.