Sunday, July 16, 2006

The Man's Got Eyes Like a Hawk

Having already looked Russian President Vladimir Putin in the eye and declared him "very straightforward and trustworthy" during a 2001 visit, President Bush looked Pres. Putin in the forehead over the weekend but this time was unable to "get a sense of his soul." Pres. Bush did, however, strongly recommend that the Russian leader have a "funny-looking" mole checked out by a dermatologist as soon as possible.

1 comment:

jude cowell said...

Maybe Bush got him mixed up with Gorbachev. Stupider things have happened esp within a gaggle of numskulls...or is it numbskulls?

Thanks for the larf as usual!