Friday, July 21, 2006

They Finally Got Their Man

The CIA announced today that it has been conducting a top-secret operation to topple the Communist regime of Fidel Castro since shortly after the disastrous Bay of Pigs invasion. Sources reveal that undercover agents have been placing slow-acting aging pills in President Castro's food since 1961. Even a cursory look at the evidence reveals the success of the program and that its effects on the Communist leader have been obvious and unmistakable. Below is a picture of Pres. Castro looking young and fit in the mid-1950's...

... and a photo of Pres. Castro taken today at a Mercosur trade bloc summit in Cordoba, Argentina looking much, much grayer, wrinkled, hunched over and tired.

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