Pro-Global Warming Argument: Fewer grass stains on soccer uniforms
Anti-Global Warming Argument: Running increases the likelihood of snapping your foot off at the ankle and falling carries a higher probability of splitting your head open
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Yes, but fewer grass stains means less laundry. Which means less depletion of what's left of our natural resources. And less pollutants for the remainder of our scarce natural resources.
So really, there's a big upside to this thing.
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