Bobby McFerrin Decides To Take Time Off.
Just so I'm clear, I didn't name the above headline the "Absolute Best Headline of the Day" because I was somehow happy that Bobby McFerrin was going to stop singing. It's just that I didn't know he still was singing and that he was singing so much so that he needed to take time off. So enjoy your hiatus, Mr. McFerrin. I'm sure you've earned it for whatever the hell you've been doing sing you sang "Don't Worry Be Happy".