Sex Pistols singer John Lydon says Bono's political activism is bogus. "Every time I see Bono in those big fly glasses and tight leather pants I just can't hack it," he says. "He's crushing his testicles in tight trousers for world peace." But I say Mr. Rotten should lay off. At least the lead singer of U2 is accomplishing something. I've been crushing my testicles for years, but only because I keep buying my underwear at Cosco and the damn things are always a couple sizes too small.