Okay look, I don't like posting these pictures any more than you like looking at them. But sometimes the kids need to hear the truth straight and unvarnished, so here goes. Kids -- it's never, ever necessary to make this face when you're telling a joke. Ever. That face won't make what you're saying any funnier and you'll just come off as desperate and pathetic. And unlike with President Bush, people won't laugh when you're finished. Trust me, if there's no presidential seal on that podium, the guy's hearing crickets.
Now run along and finish your homework.