Sunday, June 04, 2006

Love That Dare Not Ssssspeak Its Name

Yesterday brought news of some Indian chick marrying a cobra whose name was not provided. Today we hear that a six-year-old Cambodian boy named Oeun Sambat has announced to the world that he's best chums with a 16-foot-long, 6-year-old female python named Lucky and has been since the reptile moved in to his house in 2000.

If in fact our centuries-old aversion to snakes is finally coming to an end, then I'm going to break with tradition and use this site to run a personal ad. See, I've got this friend, his name is Greg, he's a great guy, been through some rough times that he's not proud of but he's cleaned himself up and says he's ready to give love a go again. So if there are any ladies out there willing to take a chance on a smart, loyal, fun-loving snake who hasn't lost his passion for life, he's available. Greg gave me this picture to use but he says it's a couple of years old and that he's lost some weight (and a little hair!) since then.

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