Saturday, June 10, 2006
The Vegas Life Aquatic
Ah yes, sounds like they're making every dolphin's dream come true at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Vegas these days. Just think of it -- they stick you in a swimming pool in the middle of the boiling hot desert where some dope in a rented wetsuit paying $500 to play "trainer for a day" gets to blow a whistle and flash you hand signals and forces you to jump, flip and dance for their pleasure. And then just when you think the worst is over, they make you kiss them. Almost makes getting caught accidentally in a fishing net seem not so horrible.